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Looking for a sucky job where you can wear a really stupid looking apron? Join the home depot family. They like to date their cousins - it's so gross.
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TypicalCrap.net : Home Depot Challenge : Inside Info
From Replacing a Screen in a Metal Frame to Troubleshooting Your Mother , here's where you'll get step-by-step guidance to fix and maintain all kinds of things around your house like a pro things around the house maintainer type guy. And if you look hard enough you may find out what some people think is going to happen during the big home depot bet.
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"Well, I can only see three things happening. He'll either become emplyee of the month, take a customer hostage with a t-square, or he'll hang himself in the wallpaper isle. Whatever happens, Home Depot will never be the same, unless it is."
- Jeff Perry, professional 'Bawcock' |
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When Bawcock first told me that Brian was going to be staying in Home Depot for two straight days, I thought to myself, wow, Bawcock is hung. Then I realized, 'Hey, there's no way Bri's going to be able to last two straight days. He's never been blown in Cancun pool like I have, which is clearly a prerequisite for Home Depot sitting'. I encourage everyone to either try my Mom's cranberry pie or go watch Bri wander the Depot for two days, hey I mean it's gotta be better than reality TeeVee and he's bound to expose himself to the news even. Crotch rot '92.
- Greg DeSamtos, professional 'Bawcock' Imitator |
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"i tin you'll make it a day, then give up i say a day because i Know youdon't want hair as long as you used to have it. alright, g'nite buddy"
- Mike Haigh, 'Drunk' |
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"my prediction for home depo challenge 2001 is that Bri will make it through the first day but will fail on the second because of his own lack of will power."
- Marc Sanzen, the strange one |
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"All I have to say is 'insanity'"
- Justin Muir, professional Ryan imitator |
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"I would have to imagine that the world is going to be shocked and appalled by the tricks that I have in store for them. I also expect to make sweet love with many of the hot home depot bet groupies."
- Brian Perry, webdork and all around loser |
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"Duh look at me! I have a drill and a block of wood. I wonder what I can do with them. I can make a birdhouse... but that would be so gay."
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