4:09 PM
In front of me are the most stylish protective glasses ever. I would wear these on a night out, never mind when sharp debris could be flying in my eyes.

4:18 PM
Good stuff happening. Spent some time looking at the chainsaws. Thought about cutting up the employee who was giving me problems earlier.

I also found some seating in the store that I didn't even know existed.

And finally, it seems that the people left working at Home Depot are all morons. I should be in the clear.

4:26 PM
I wonder if there are any cameras in the store because if so, they have been graced with a whole shitload of me. The guards can play their own version of Where's Waldo by looking for the kid in the blue shirt.

Right now I am looking at naval jelly. It is $6.32 and it removes rust. That is quite strange.

4:39 PM
Saw a dude who looked exactly like Greg. That was funny. He worked at Home Depot. That was funnier.

5:03 PM
"How to determine if your tub is left or right hand… Determined by drain location." What does it matter which hand your tub is for? I am right handed and my father is left handed and we use the same tub. Sometimes even together. Home Depot are you telling me we should have two?

I was sitting on a bench in the garden section reading style ideas magazine… Never mind here comes 3 guys in Home Depot aprons I am in big trouble.

5:19 PM
Wow some major events just went down. So 3 employees walk up to me and one asks what I am writing. My reply is, "Stuff." He then tells me that employees have noticed that I have been in the store since 11 AM (HA 6 AM!). I knew this moment would come so I had my "safety net"- a written explanation of why I had been in the store so long. I handed him the paper and he called his two associates over and read the letter out loud. (The letter is located on the marked page at the end of this notebook.) I told him what my part of the bet was (well most of it- no talk of tomorrow) and I also told of Greg's side. They commented by saying, "That ought to put you in the hospital." They asked what I had been doing all day. I told. They asked if I had eaten and suggested that I go to the break room if I was dying (thanks, but no thanks, that would be awkward). They said that they had no problem with me staying, wished me luck, and went on their way. I think I am in the clear. Did I mention that they were the managers.

Meanwhile Mok and Frenzy showed up. My first visitors. They even went to get me food (Here's to hoping for no car accident x 2). I love them.

Saw the manager again. He jokingly asked if I wanted a job. I was tempted to tell him that I applied.

Not quite sure what Greg's gameplan is. I know he won't answer when I call. I know he doesn't want people to visit me. I just can't tell if he is for or against me staying. What I do know is that he must be enjoying every second of this. I sure as hell ain't.

6:06 PM
Fed. Wendy's has never and never will again taste so good. Let's look at the health food for today. Wendy's dbl cheese w/ biggie fries, half a shitty cinnamon stick, a melted twix, 1 pack of peanut butter crackers. I feel like a new man again. That Mok and Frenzy sure are some great people. I would fuck them both if they didn't already have boyfriends. You know what? It was so nice of them to bring me food that I am going to do them a favor and fuck them anyway. Well it looks like I am going to do some reading, give Greg a call, and then try to beat my time trial record. Ever since I talked with management I have been feeling as if I am invincible. Less than 4 hrs left. Let's do this.

6:30 PM
My mind may be clear but my body is far from it. I just left one of the worst phone messages in the history of my life. I am merely a shell of the man I used to be.

Time trials Pt. 3:
Start: 6:35
End: 6:58
23 min

Wow that one sucked. I got lost and lots of people blocked me. Let's give it one last try @ 9:00.

Werewolves of London on the radio. It's gonna be a great time trial.